Sunday, April 16, 2006

Let It Be Known...

Sunday, April 16, 2006
I would like to state, for the record, that there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with sitting on the couch, watching old Sandra Dee films on Turner Classic Movies, eating ripple chips and doing laundry on a Saturday night, mulling over whether the last person you dated was "just that into you" or not, and considering whether you were "just that into them" or not, and bemoaning the fact that every guy you know, know of, or have wanted to get to know is either gay or already dating someone else.

Nor is there anything wrong with buying, and eating, over the course of a weekend, an entire family sized bag of ripple chips.

And not that I'm actually doing it, but in the event that you so choose, there is nothing wrong with crushing and sprinkling those ripple chips over vanilla ice cream.

There is, however, something wrong with judging someone for doing the above. Especially if he/she is sitting on the couch nude. And then feels the need to roll around in chip crumbs and melted ice cream.

Not that I'd ever do that.

ahem.

5 comments:

kent said...

Nice new template.

Next time, try pretzels and chocolate ice cream.

Carmabelle said...

Oooh Fancy new blog my Meganroo. I dig it!

backstagebetty said...

ewww, chips and ice cream?

L-diggs said...

Hahahaha! That was the best laugh I've had in a while discussing this situation yesterday afternoon. What the fuck is the matter with her? And the funnier thing still is that you really didn't think she was home, so do me a favour and turn up the Zep.

Al "Keep fit and have fun" Bailey said...

There is something wrong with that.

Signed,

Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod