Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Boobs, Boobs, Boobs- Some are good, Some are bad

Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Okay, so this post might be offensive to some, if not all.

Today, I was at work, writing up some lady's bill, when she opened her top, popped out a breast, and started feeding her child. This was made exponentially more weird by the fact that the kid was like, two, and old enough to ASK.

If you can ask for breastmilk, you are TOO OLD.

Anyway, I look shocked, because as we all know, I am unable to control my facial expressions (dangerous when on a date...), and the woman looks at me, and then launches off into this rant, a summary of which follows:

"WHAT? It's perfectly natural, and healthy! It's my legal right to feed my child!! As a woman, I thought that you would UNDERSTAND! What a pathetic feminist you must be!"

What I heard:

BOOBSBOOBSBOOBSnipple!BOOBS!!!!!!!! FRIGHTENING!!!!


Yet another reason why I will not be having children.

17 comments:

Mente Rapada said...

excellent site!!

Tavox

kent said...

Haha...wow.

I remember being on a train in China when the woman sitting across from me started to breast feed her child. I must say, though, that the child was less than a year old.

Not sure how this applies, but I guess I just wanted to throw in my breastfeeding story.

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Meg said...

Meg - Notice how many comments you get when your post has the word "boobs" in it. Not THAT'S creepy.

Meg said...

PS Do you know that man? You should go spam him back. None of his business, is it?

Meg said...

I so do NOT know that man.

Note to self: refrain from using "boobs" in prominently in a post. Jeeeez.

kent said...

Watch out, Megan. Anytime someone searches Google for "boobs," your blog might just come up.

You'll be attracting all sorts of quality traffic. Ever thought of switching genres from "rant" to "pornography?"

Meg said...

I don't think that would make my dad proud, so much. However, I do have a certain birthday portrait...oh, to be 19 and drunk again.

Meg said...

OH MY GOD! The number of people that have searched "boobs" and landed at my blog...outrageous!!

Like, over 25!

I'm a smut-monger! There goes my good reputation...

Carmabelle said...

You know that the guy who responded at 2am wasn't online looking up info on breast feeding when he came upon your site....
Feel proud, my Meganroo! He postponed masturbation to make that comment!

Meg said...

shuuudddder.

Meg said...

How hilarious. You could do research on it.. "most common obscene search terms".

Big Ben said...

I still ask for it and I'm 29.

Meg said...

Never underestimate the intelligence of men.

From Ontario.

Anonymous said...

Any idea how credit crunch affected porn?

Anonymous said...

is porn the only winner during credit crunch?