Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Inappropriate Internal Dialogue

Wednesday, May 10, 2006
The following things are ones that I'm glad I didn't say outloud today:

- Hmm. If that plane crashes, I wonder if I get to keep the furniture?
- That colour of salmon makes you look particularly wide around the hips.
- I'd like to Supersize that, please.
-I hope that someday, someone loves me as much as you love him.

2 comments:

Lady Rose said...

But don't you think that women in clothing stores would rather be told the truth about how wide their ass looks in various fabrics/colours? I know I would.

umm...this is a lame comment

Meg said...

I think so. I'd rather hear the truth then get taken for a $180 salmon-catastrophe.