Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Inappropriate Internal Dialogue

Wednesday, May 10, 2006
The following things are ones that I'm glad I didn't say outloud today:

- Hmm. If that plane crashes, I wonder if I get to keep the furniture?
- That colour of salmon makes you look particularly wide around the hips.
- I'd like to Supersize that, please.
-I hope that someday, someone loves me as much as you love him.


Lady Rose said...

But don't you think that women in clothing stores would rather be told the truth about how wide their ass looks in various fabrics/colours? I know I would.

umm...this is a lame comment

Meg said...

I think so. I'd rather hear the truth then get taken for a $180 salmon-catastrophe.