Tonight, my friends, I plummeted to a new low, a low that was previously non-existent on the Meganscale. A low so dark, so depressing, so pathetic, that I am left with no choice but to share it with you.
To Dairy Queen.
In my Bathrobe.
Okay. First. It was the drive-thru and I never left the car. Second. I wore my winter coat over it. Third. I wasn't meganude plus bathrobe, I had sweats and a tshirt on, too. Lastly. I did not go alone, nor did I eat my sundae in the car.
I ate it in front of the TV watching Beauty and the Geek with Lauren.
God, it's really no wonder I have so many boyfriends that I just can't keep up with them all. I am just so frickin' irresistable.
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