The Calgary Woman's Show. It continues to irk me to no end that it's not the Calgary Women's Show...but I digress.
I spent my weekend trying not to hit children, watching people jiggle on a 'total body vibration' unit (not as exciting as it sounds, unfortunately), enduring the campiest Sears Fashion Dance Show ever, and trying to stop a Canadian Idol Runner Up from looking down my shirt.
Oh, that's right, while I was promoting my place of work and our upcoming shows, I was also apparently hawking my personal wares to Very, Very Orange First Losers.
To add insult to injury, I was also approached by representatives from the Botox Clinic, the Lazer Hair Removal Clinic, four Women's Weight Loss Gimics (sorry, Clinics), and a rep from a company that does finishing school-like classes for teenaged girls and women, teaching the pillars of femininity: Purity, Modesty and Dignity.
I was informed that I exhibited none of the above pillars, and as such, I needed to take the classes to blossom into the graceful woman I should be.
What she was really saying was that I looked like an undignified and immodest 'ho, parading about, showing off the goods in a trampy fashion to a Canadian Reality TV 'Celebrity'.
It's so much fun being me!!
Puffed Wheat Squares
2 days ago