Monday, August 06, 2007

Adventures in Laundry

Monday, August 06, 2007
Dear Underpants,

I would just like to know what, exactly, you have against staying near the back of the dryer. Look. I get it, okay? I am also a spotlight seeking attention whore. But I really don't need everyone doing their wash at Ye Olde Neighbourhood Laudromat to know that I have a strong leaning towards hot pink, okay? Just, this once, please let the sheets and pillowcases take centre stage. I thank you for making Sunday washday a little less exciting for the creepy guys that hang out there.