Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Am I A Grown-Up Lady Yet?

Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Today I reached a milestone in my quest for Grown Up Ladyhood. I can't think of a masculine equivalent of standing half naked in a closet-sized room with curtains instead of walls, while a four foot ten eastern european lady feels you up and then shouts the merits of your assets to the rest of the patrons.

I was amazed by her ability to accurately gage something as complicated as bra size (there are two arbitrary measures- numerical and alphabetical, in case you weren't aware) by simply looking me up and down. No measuring tapes or sliding scales required!

But there you go. I think I should get a merit badge for that one.