Monday, November 12, 2007

An Open Letter to the Ladies of The North

Monday, November 12, 2007
Dear Canadian Girls,

I really, really, really don't want to rain on your parade, but we don't get a lot of rain in this part of Canada and they cancelled the Santa Claus Parade in Calgary this year, so boohiss to you.

If the weather is such that it requires you to wear a fur-lined hat with ear flaps, it probably also requires pants.

Just a thought.

Hugs and Kisses,


ps- Tights? They are not pants. Not even when worn under shorts. Cover your upper thighs, for the love of all that is sacred and sartorial. PUT ON SOME DAMN TROUSERS.