Saturday, November 03, 2007

An Open Letter to the Under-25 Female Club-going Population of Calgary (of which our heroine pretended to be this evening)

Saturday, November 03, 2007
Dear Ladies of Calgary,

Did I miss something?

I didn't think that it was really that appropo to wear your mom's old high-waisted shorts over a pair of pantyhose, tuck in a stained white tank top and call it an 'outfit'.

Come now. Fugly ain't the new black.

Sack up, ho.

Hugs and kisses,

Meg

ps- I'm just bitter because I spent hours agonizing over what to wear only to leave the house in my usual, the trusty black cardigan. Oh, sigh. I'm so damn old.

1 comments:

PatZ said...

at least they weren't wearing mom jeans?