Saturday, November 03, 2007

An Open Letter to the Under-25 Female Club-going Population of Calgary (of which our heroine pretended to be this evening)

Saturday, November 03, 2007
Dear Ladies of Calgary,

Did I miss something?

I didn't think that it was really that appropo to wear your mom's old high-waisted shorts over a pair of pantyhose, tuck in a stained white tank top and call it an 'outfit'.

Come now. Fugly ain't the new black.

Sack up, ho.

Hugs and kisses,


ps- I'm just bitter because I spent hours agonizing over what to wear only to leave the house in my usual, the trusty black cardigan. Oh, sigh. I'm so damn old.


PatZ said...

at least they weren't wearing mom jeans?