Monday, December 17, 2007

Snails See the Benefits, the Beauty in Every Inch

Monday, December 17, 2007
I'm in Toronto. Snapping pictures of my room-service tray, lying cross-ways on the king size bed, using three towels or more. My iPod battery died halfway through the flight and I can't get a certain song out of my head.

And so, I bring to you, a list of things I don't suggest doing after more shots of Jagermeister than one has fingers on their left hand:

1. Email old paramours.
2. Wax your legs.
3. Read Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
4. Check your flight time.
5. Make french toast.
6. Think "I don't need to drink any water! psshhh"
7. Dance on hardwood floors wearing only socks, a beret, and a bathrobe. Well, maybe this one is okay.

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It's The Format.

Breanne said...

I don't understand your comment. Did you leave it after 5 plus shots???

PatZ said...

if you dont have Tom Cruise style Raybans to go with the beret it's almost a let down.

Meg said...

sorry. that comment was supposed to go on a different post.

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