Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Giving up my day job

Tuesday, February 05, 2008
So Richard Simmons of the Sea has apparently taken a vacation. I hope he's off somewhere, getting buff in the sun, because his devoted following of water-treaders are back at home, freezing to death and suffering a fate worse than death:

Imagine Tammy Faye, in a black bathing suit, aggresively pumping her arms and kicking her legs on deck while you strap on a floatation belt and run in chin-deep water.

To bad european techno.

Oh...and the Flashdance theme. I'm not sure, but I think there might just be something to this welder by day/aquatic-exotic dancer by night gig.

1 comments:

PatZ said...

damn....did i just have an acid flashback?