Monday, March 03, 2008

Sartorial Smackdown, March 2008 Edition

Monday, March 03, 2008
Honey.

No.

Listen, I want it to be spring just as much as everyone else in the Northern Hemisphere. There is very little in the world that would make me happier than a weatherwise cease-fire. I really appreciate your efforts to lighten up your ensemble this morning, as the blah brown end of winter drags its sorry ass on into late May.

But seriously? White and khaki miniskirt with a little yellow top, cute. White and khaki miniskirt with a little yellow top and black pantyhose?

Uh, not so much.

That said- half marks for effort. Because if Mama B taught me anything, it's that pantyhoselessness is next to whorishness.

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