Wednesday, April 02, 2008

I am the very model of a modern Major General.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008
When given the choice, would you rather:

a) Sit through a Gilbert & Sullivan Comedic Operetta
b) Be thrown alive and fully conscious into a cavern of carnivorous velociraptors
c) Experience a rather *ahem* agressive body wax named for a country south of Mexico
d) Be stabbed in the eye with a hundred pointy things and one dull thing
e) Eat navel lint

I'll take b, c, and d, occuring simultaneously, please.