Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Not what it looks like, I swear.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008
I have found the best way to make my roommate Sarah wish that someone would hurry up and get home from Germany already so that I would stop hanging around our house all the time.

Sarah walked in the door this evening from a raucous game of Bingo, and I looked up at her from the couch and said one of those things roommates say to each other that go on the permanent record and that can never be taken back:

'I'm not watching porn. I swear."

I wasn't! I swear! This isn't one of those situations where 'if you have to tell someone that you are a lady, you probably aren't'.

I was actually sitting on the couch watching Season One, Episode One of The Tudors, a highly educational and well-received series produced about, well, duh, The Tudors.

I just didn't realize I had purchased the, ahem, uncut version.

And for future reference, in this particular case, uncut does not mean extended.

Ouch. Too many double entendres for a measly Tuesday...


Lady Rose said...

o...m...g. and here I watched the not uncut version. like a chump apparently.

so can I borrow your porn when you're done with it?

Meg said...

I'll trade you one sexy King Henry VIII for one sexy Doctor Who Season 3...

Lady Rose said...