Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I'm totally getting kicked out of the neighbourhood association block party planning committee

Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Dear Neighbour,

I'm not going to ask you not to water your lawn, because I truly believe that it is your choice to waste money and resources to keep up vegetation not really suited to our climate, and if you want to ruin our environment by watering your lawn during the middle of the hot hot day, that is up to you. Earth killer.

But really, do you have to make it so obvious that I don't? There is a clear line distinguishing between the green grass/brown dead grass on our boulevard. Could you maybe just bump that sprinkler back a little so we don't look so bad in comparison?