Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Dear New Neighbour

Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Welcome to our wonderful community!

You will find many amenities here: coffee, coffee, fine cheeses, expensive chocolates, ye olde pubbes, yoga wear imported from Vancouver, tchotchkes from across the globe (including...gasp...Nunavut!) and even gourmet cupcakes!

I sincerely hope that you find the residents here welcoming, friendly and warm.

What you may not find, however, is that running on your treadmill in your new picture window at 5:30 pm in just your underwear is all that appreciated. I definitely understand your desire to be fit, however, exposing your wobbly beer belly to the entire neighbourhood while they are on their way home to MAKE DINNER may not be the best idea in the universe.

Hugs and Kisses (but not too close because you look really sweaty),

Meg

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