Friday, January 16, 2009

How I do it

Friday, January 16, 2009
This morning I strutted in to the office and our receptionist told me that I looked "damn hot". Yeah, that's right.

My secret is this: Make no effort 80% of the time, wow them 20% of the time, leaving the impression that you're pretty much always damn hot.

Last night I looked so sad and frumpy that the guy working at Sephora gave me the fiercest set of pity eyes I've ever seen.

But it's all just part of the plan, those schlumpy grey cardigans and ill fitting dress pants. All part of the plan.