Thursday, February 19, 2009

I'm so old

Thursday, February 19, 2009
Last night I fell asleep at 9:00 pm. In bed.

Falling asleep at 9pm on the couch is one thing. To conciously go to sleep in bed? That's scary.

Soon I won't even be able to stay awake for Wheel of Fortune.

I'm nervous today, interwebs. I feel ill-prepared. My hair looks like crap. All of this lines up to the perfect storm of feeling self concious in a situation where I have to suit up and impress.

Which is tragic, because what I really want to do today is stay home, do laundry, wash the bathroom floor and finally unpack the random suitcase of crap sitting in our bedroom.

Seriously. Housefrau is the new Corporate Career Woman, right?