Are you a muggle?

Conversation I had last night with Gary:

G: Are you excited about the Harry Potter movie you're going to tomorrow?

M: YES!!! Are you a wizard?

G: Uh, no.

M: Are you a squib?

G: No, I am not a Squib. What is a squib?!

M: Are you a muggle?

G: No.

M: But you're not a wizard.

G: No...

M: OR a witch.

G: NO!

M: So then you're a muggle.

G: I don't know this terminology! Leave me be, crazy one!

M: From this angle, you sort of look like Alan Rickman.