1. Drink more than 3 glasses of wine at anyone's (including your own) office Christmas party.
2. Drink 3 glasses of wine at your office Christmas Lunch.
3. Go back to work for 4 hours after said Office Christmas Lunch and attempt to actually DO THINGS.
4. Drink a can of Crush Cream Soda in an attempt to 'straighten up'.
5. Spend the afternoon coding invoices. Sorry, accounting department....
2 days ago