Don't stop at the Starbucks beside the big high school on 17th at 8:45 thinking you'll still be early for work.
Also, can someone explain why is there a Starbucks beside the high school? And why it is chockablock full of tweens?! And why the tweens are dressed like vampire tarts?!
AND, FURTHERMORE, Childrens, didn't anyone tell you that you're not allowed to drink coffee UNTIL YOU ARE A BEATEN DOWN, HAGGARD ADULT?
Or at the very least, a desperate college student who is looking for something to get you through the day that has a vague adultness about it but isn't a cigarette!
Seriously, kids. Coffee stunts your growth. And we all know that vampires/goths/werewolves/girls that love them/etc are tall. Really tall.
Stay out of coffee shops. It's for your own good.
2 days ago