I have a small collection of about nine hundred million tubes, jars, and pots of lip balm.
Every single last one of my little balmy friends is either at home or in a purse which is not the purse I brought to work.
What kind of grown up lady has no lip balm handy? I live in a very dry climate! Exceptionally dry! Outrageously dry! Spontaneous nosebleed (aside: I've never had a nosebleed) dry!
This is like a level 5 crisis situation! I don't even have any in my desk!
All I've got is a tester-size lip gloss that is bright pink and sparkly. Great. Now my lips are dry, flaking, sticky and covered in fuscia glitter.
Being a lady is haaaaaaard.