Monday, August 09, 2010

Facebook updates I don't have the stones for

Monday, August 09, 2010
Meg thinks you haven't been dating long enough to get married.

Meg wonders if you realize that the privacy settings on your profile are set to "public".

Meg thinks you are going to have one hella ugly baby. Eeeesh.

Meg wishes that people that aren't her would stop getting engaged.

On the other hand, Meg cannot BELIEVE that you're still not engaged yet. What, hasn't it been like seven years?

Meg hates that new haircut of yours.

Meg thinks you're too old to post photos of yourself drunk/stoned at a party.

Meg thinks you're too young to post photos of yourself drunk/stoned at a party.

Meg can't believe the number of photos of you drunk/stoned at a party on facebook.

Meg thinks you've got to be an absolute MORON not to realize that your boss is also looking at those photos.

Meg can't believe how much weight you've gained since the last time she saw you.

Meg can't believe you wore jeans, a white tank top and rubber flip flops to a funeral. Who raised you?

Meg can't believe you just typed that on facebook. Have you no shame?


Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha, died laughing, and feel the SAME WAY!