Scene: 5:30 pm. Downtown apartment. Rain, threatening to become snow, falls from the dark sky.
The Husband arrives home from work.
Husband: There's my beautiful wife!
Wife: Aww, you still think I'm beautiful.
Husband: Of course!
Wife: ....even when I wear this sweater cape?
Husband: Wait a second, did you wear that to work today?
Wife: Yes, of course I did. Look, it's ok, because I put on a pair of earrings.
Husband: Oh, yeah. That's just like saying I'm going to wear these jogging pants to work, but it's ok, I'll put on a belt.
1 day ago