I think there should be merit badges for being a woman during the holiday season.
Yes, my millennial is showing.
But honestly. I sent 47 Christmas cards today. This feat required considerable use of cursive handwriting, coordinated stationary, international postage, photography and advance planning skills (took that photo back in July, damn it), and a bloody MAIL MERGE.
Last weekend we hosted our annual Christmas shindig. I work full time. I'm losing my mind. I baked at least 5 kinds of holiday treats from scratch.
Today I bought an extra roast, "just in case" we need it during the holidays.
I deserve a badge and a sash. Just call me Martyr Owl.